Commissioner Gimpy's Injury Report

My Doughnut Hole

First of all, one acquisition was disallowed. Jason's Jackknives contract with Marco Scutaro was disallowed before he became eligible Tuesday because of a salary cap violation. Scutaro's price of $7 puts him over his team cap of $300 by $4. Scutaro would have been part of the team, but J.D. Drew became a DL acquisition the previous day. Seems Drew is doing more for his team than Scutaro would, as his performance on Wednesday would attest to.

Here's Gimpy's Injury Report:
Magglio Ordonez, Jason's Jackknives -- DL, suspected hernia
Jose Cruz, Jr., Tuck's Friars -- DL, lower back hurts
Nomar Garciaparra, the Mesocyclones -- DL, torn groin muscle. We won't see him for awhile
Carlos Zambrano, the Mesocyclones -- day-to-day, blister
Aramis Ramirez, the Mesocyclones -- day-to-day, groin
Roger Clemens, the Shiznits -- day-to-day, shrapnel. It's a tough business.
Ben Sheets, the Cheaters -- day-to-day, ear infection. Somehow attached to his arm.
Russell Branyan, the Mesocyclones -- day-to-day, shoulder pain
Kaz Ishii, the Russets -- DL, strained oblique muscle
Mike Piazza, Tuck's Friars -- day-to-day, just plain tired. So am I. Get back to work.
Kris Benson, the Runnin' Gunnins -- DL, strained pectoral muscle
Jim Thome, the Shiznits -- day-to-day, stiff back
Khalil Greene, Jason's Jackknives -- DL, fractured ring finger. Diagonal fracture of another.