Transactions, May 31

12:16 pm

Dave's Diamondbacks -- Released pitcher John Thomson. Signed pitcher Roger Clemens of the Houston Astros.

Transactions, May 31

10:07 pm

Dave's Diamondbacks -- Placed pitcher Chris Carpenter on the disabled list. Signed pitcher Brandon Webb of the Arizona Diamondbacks.
Tuck's Friars -- Activated pitcher Eric Gagne from the disabled list. Released pitcher Chris Ray.
Cameron's Crazies -- Placed outfielder Wily Mo Pena on the disabled list.
the Runnin' Gunnins -- Placed outfielder Xavier Nady on the disabled list. Activated catcher Mike Lieberthal.
the Cheaters -- Released outfielder Coco Crisp.

Transactions, May 27

10:01 pm

the Mesocyclones -- Placed catcher Danny Ardoin on the disabled list. Signed catcher Joe Mauer of the Minnesota Twins.
Tuck's Friars -- Placed pitcher Cole Hamels on the disabled list. Signed pitcher Pedro Martinez of the New York Mets, retroactive to Thursday.
Dave's Diamondbacks -- Activated pitcher Sidney Ponson off the disabled list. Released pitcher Wandy Rodriguez.
the Runnin' Gunnins -- Activated catcher Mike Lieberthal and outfielder Aaron Rowand off the disabled list.
Cameron's Crazies -- Released pitcher Kiko Calero. Signed pitcher former Huntsville Star Ken Ray of the Atlanta Braves.

Transactions, May 24

4:48 am

Darth Tater -- Placed outfielder Dmitri Young on the disabled list.

Transactions, May 22

9:34 pm

The Cheaters -- Impeached pitcher David Bush. Signed pitcher Brett Tomko of the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Transactions, May 19

5:13 pm

Cameron's Crazies -- Released pitcher Lance Cormier and 1st baseman Derrek Lee.
the Mesocyclones -- Placed shortstop J.J. Hardy on the disabled list. Signed infielder Bill Hall of the Milwaukee Brewers.

Transactions, May 15

2:58 pm

Tuck's Friars -- Released pitcher Odalis Perez. Signed pitcher Cole Hamels of the Philadelphia Phillies.

Transactions, May 14

8:10 pm

Cameron's Crazies -- Placed pitcher Lance Cormier on the disabled list. Released pitcher Brad Lidge. Signed pitchers Bronson Arroyo of the Cincinnati Reds and Derrick Turnbow of the Milwaukee Brewers.

Transactions, May 12

11:15 pm

the Runnin' Gunnins -- Placed outfielder Aaron Rowand on the disabled list.

Transactions, May 12

10:29 am

The Runnin' Gunnins -- Placed outfielder Hideki Matsui on the disabled list. Signed outfielder Nick Swisher of the Oakland A's.
Dave's Diamondbacks -- Released pitcher Kyle Davies. Signed pitcher Wendy Rodriguez of the Houston Astros.

Transactions, May 11

5:18 pm

The Mesocyclones -- Released outfielder Jacque Jones. Signed outfielder Matt Murton of the Chicago Cubs.
Cameron's Crazies -- Released outfielder Carlos Lee. Activated outfielder Ken Griffey, Jr. off the disabled list.

Transactions, May 10

10:10 am

Dave's Diamondbacks -- Signed pitcher John Thomson of the Atlanta Braves.
Tuck's Friars -- Released catcher Kenji Johjima. Signed catcher Josh Willingham of the Florida Marlins. Must be a motive in your madness, Jamey Tucker.

Transactions, May 9

10:09 pm

Dave's Diamondbacks -- Placed pitcher Sidney Ponson on the disabled list.
The Cheaters -- Activated pitcher Noah Lowry. Released pitcher Brad Hennessey.

Transactions, May 7

1:12 am

the Runnin' Gunnins -- Placed catcher Mike Lieberthal on the disabled list.
the Cheaters -- Released 2nd baseman Jorge Cantu and outfielder Ryan Church. Signed outfielder Willy Taveras of the Houston Astros.

Transactions, May 5

4:03 pm

Tuck's Friars -- Released 2nd baseman Jason Smith. Signed 2nd baseman Brandon Phillips of the Cincinnati Reds.
Darth Tater -- Placed catcher Javy Lopez on the disabled list.
Dave's Diamondbacks -- Activated 1st baseman Todd Helton from the disabled list. Released 1st baseman Chris Shelton.

Transactions, May 2

2:25 pm

Darth Tater -- Activated 3rd baseman Mark DeRosa. Placed pitcher Esteban Loaiza on the disabled list.