Relief Pitchers

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Now here are the relief pitchers.

MARIANO RIVERA............... $40
JOE NATHAN......................... $38
BILLY WAGNER.................... $37
CHAD CORDERO................... $37
BRAD LIDGE.......................... $36
FRANCISCO RODRIGUEZ.. $35
DERRICK TURNBOW.......... $34
TODD JONES......................... $32
B.J. RYAN............................... $31
RYAN DEMPSTER................ $31
DANYS BAEZ......................... $31
FRANCISCO CORDERO...... $30
BOB WICKMAN.................... $30

JASON ISRINGHAUSEN..... $29
HUSTON STREET................. $29
TREVOR HOFFMAN............ $28
BRIAN FUENTES.................. $27
EDDIE GUARDADO.............. $26
DUSTIN HERMANSON........ $25
BOBBY JENKS........................ $25
KYLE FARNSWORTH........... $22
ERIC GAGNE.......................... $21
AARON HEILMAN................ $21
SCOTT SHIELDS................... $21
MIKE MacDOUGAL.............. $21
JOSE VALVERDE.................. $20
MIKE TIMLIN....................... $20
JUSTIN DUCHSCHERER..... $20

SCOTT LINEBRINK.............. $18
TYLER WALKER.................... $18
JOSE MESA............................. $17
HECTOR CARRASCO............ $17
TOM GORDON....................... $16
BOBBY HOWRY..................... $16
CLIFF POLITTE.................... $16
NEAL COTTS......................... $16
BRADEN LOOPER................. $15
GLENDON RUSCH................ $15
DAVID WEATHERS............... $15
MIKE WUERTZ...................... $14
KAMERON LOE..................... $14
AARON SMALL...................... $14
JOAQUIN BENOIT................ $14
RUDY SEANEZ....................... $14
UGUETH URBINA................. $14
JESSE CRAIN.......................... $13
YHENCY BRAZOBAN............ $13
SALOMON TORRES............. $13
DAVID RISKE......................... $12
RBTO. HERNANDEZ............. $12
JOAQUIN BENOIT................ $12
BRENDAN DONNELLY......... $12
ROBINSON TEJADA............. $12
KIKO CALERA........................ $11
CHRIS REITSMA................... $11
SCOTT DOWNS...................... $11
GIOVANNI CARRARA.......... $11
KELVIM ESCOBAR................ $11
DAN WHEELER...................... $11
JUAN RINCON....................... $11
JASON FRASOR..................... $11
AL REYES................................ $11
FERNANDO RODNEY........... $11
DUANER SANCHEZ............... $11
RAFAEL BETANCOURT....... $10
ARMANDO BENITEZ............ $10
BRAD THOMPSON................ $10
JEFF FASSERO...................... $10
AARON FULTZ...................... $10

ART RHODES.......................... $ 9
CHRIS HAMMOND................ $ 9
CHAD QUALLS....................... $ 9
SOTT EYRE............................. $ 9
CLAY HENSLEY..................... $ 9
GARY MAJEWSKI................. $ 9
JULIO MATEO....................... $ 9
JAY WITASICK...................... $ 9
BRANDON MEDDERS........... $ 8
RON VILLONE....................... $ 8
JUAN PADILLA..................... $ 8
LUIS AYALA.......................... $ 8
SETH McCLUNG................... $ 7
JULIAN TAVAREZ............... $ 7
MATT WISE.......................... $ 7
MIKE GONZALEZ................ $ 7
WILL OHMAN....................... $ 7
JUSTIN SPEIER.................... $ 7
RICK WHITE......................... $ 7
PETE WALKER..................... $ 7
CHRIS SPURLING................ $ 7
BLAINE BOYER.................... $ 7
ELMER DESSENS................. $ 7
ANDREW SISCO................... $ 7
LUIS VIZCAINO................... $ 6
VINNIE CHULK.................... $ 6
FERNANDO CABRERA........ $ 6
SCOTT SCHOENWEIS......... $ 6
GEOFF GEARY..................... $ 6
CHAD ORVELLA.................. $ 6
RANDY FLORES.................. $ 6
JOHN WASDIN..................... $ 6
KENT MERCKER.................. $ 6
RICK HELLING..................... $ 6
MIKE WOOD.......................... $ 6
TODD WILLIAMS................. $ 6
J.J PUTZ................................. $ 6
LATROY HAWKINS............. $ 5
TANYON STURTZE............. $ 5
TIM WORRELL..................... $ 5
CRAIG DINGMAN................ $ 5
CARL PAVANO..................... $ 5
JACK TASCHNER................. $ 5
SIDNEY PONSON................. $ 5
SCOTT MUNTER.................. $ 5
MIKE MYERS........................ $ 5
DAMASO MARTE................. $ 5
JIM MECIR............................ $ 5
J.C. ROMERO......................... $ 5
SHIGETOSHI HASEGAWA.. $ 5
D.J. HOULTON...................... $ 5
MATT GUERRIER................ $ 5
JAMIE WALKER................... $ 5
SUN WOO KIM...................... $ 4
DAN KOLB............................. $ 4
BRIAN MEADOWS............... $ 4
RICARDO RINCON.............. $ 4
AMBORIX BURGOS............. $ 4
JOEY EISCHEN..................... $ 4
JUAN DOMINGUEZ............. $ 4
RYAN VOGELSONG............ $ 4
TROY PERCIVAL................. $ 4
OCTAVIO DOTEL................. $ 4
JON RAUCH........................... $ 4
JASON CHRISTENSEN........ $ 4
SHINGO TAKATSU.............. $ 4
MIKE DeJEAN....................... $ 4
JAMES BALDWIN................. $ 4
LANCE CORMIER................. $ 4
BRIAN SHACKELFORD....... $ 4
MATT BELISLE..................... $ 4
RUSS SPRINGER................... $ 4
FRANKLYN GERMAN.......... $ 4
SERGIO MITRE..................... $ 3
JASON DAVIS........................ $ 3
KAZ ISHII............................... $ 3
JOHNNY GRABOW............... $ 3
AKINORI OTSUKA............... $ 3
ESTEBAN YAN....................... $ 3
JORGE JULIO........................ $ 3
JULIO SANTANA.................. $ 3
RAY KING............................... $ 3
MATT MILLER...................... $ 3
TERRY MULHOLLAND....... $ 3
STEVE KLINE........................ $ 3
SCOTT SAUERBECK............ $ 3
STEVE SCHMOLL................. $ 3
AARON SELE......................... $ 3
BRIAN SHOUSE.................... $ 3
DANNY GRAVES................... $ 3
KEVIN GREGG...................... $ 3
JIM BROWER......................... $ 3
TODD COFFEY....................... $ 3
KEVIN CORREIA................... $ 3
ROBERTO NOVOA................ $ 3
JEFF NELSON........................ $ 2
FRANQUELIS OSORIA........ $ 2
MIKE STANTON.................... $ 2
GUILLERMO MOTA............. $ 2
JOHN PARRISH..................... $ 2
JAY BERGMANN................... $ 2
ANTONIO ALFONSECA....... $ 2
JORGE de la ROSA................. $ 2
TREVER MILLER.................. $ 2
CHRIS BOOTCHECK............. $ 2
MARCOS CARVAJAL............ $ 2
JOSH RUPE............................. $ 2
JOSH HANCOCK.................... $ 2
JOE BOROWSKI.................... $ 2
DAVID CORTES..................... $ 2
JEREMY AFFELDT............... $ 1
JONAH BAYLISS................... $ 1
CHAD BRADFORD................. $ 1
DEWON BRAZELTON.......... $ 1
CRAIG BRESLOW................. $ 1
JONATHAN BRAXTON....... $ 1
BRIAN BRUNEY................... $ 1
NATE BUMP.......................... $ 1
TIM BYRDAK........................ $ 1
JOSE CAPELLAN.................. $ 1
JESUS COLOME................... $ 1
ROMAN COLON................... $ 1
VIC DARENSBOURG........... $ 1
KANE DAVIS......................... $ 1
ZACH DAY............................. $ 1
MIKE GALLO........................ $ 1
MIKE GOSLING................... $ 1
TRAVIS HARPER................. $ 1
FELIX HEREDIA.................. $ 1
CHUCK JAMES..................... $ 1
JOSH JOHNSON.................. $ 1
TYLER JOHNSON............... $ 1
MIKE KOPLOVE.................. $ 1
AQUILINO LOPEZ.............. $ 1
BRANDON LYON................. $ 1
MATT MANTEI................... $ 1
SHAWN MARCUM.............. $ 1
DUSTIN McGOWAN........... $ 1
RANDY MESSENGER......... $ 1
DAN MICELI........................ $ 1
CHRIS OXSPRING.............. $ 1
PAUL QUANTRILL............ $ 1
AARON RAKERS................. $ 1
ERASMO RAMIREZ........... $ 1
DARRELL RASNER............ $ 1
NICK REGLIO..................... $ 1
CHRIS RESOP..................... $ 1
VICTOR SANTOS............... $ 1
GEORGE SHERRILL.......... $ 1
RAFAEL SORIANO............ $ 1
RYAN SPEIER..................... $ 1
JASON STANDRIDGE....... $ 1
AMAURY TELEMACO...... $ 1
DOUG BROCAIL................. $ 1
MATT THORNTON........... $ 1
OSCAR VILLAREAL.......... $ 1
SCOTT WILLIAMSON...... $ 1
GARY GLOVER.................. $ 1
JOHN FOSTER................... $ 1
JOEL PERALTA................. $ 1

The following players are free, as well as any who didn't appear on this list eligible at this position, unless they happen to appear on another list at another position:
GREG AQUINO......... JUSTIN LEHR......... BRET PRINZ........... KEIICHI YABU........... TRAVIS BOWYER........... CRAIG HANSEN...........CHIN HUI-TSAO.............. T.J. TUCKER........... ISMAEL VALDEZ............ JUSTIN VERLANDER.......... RYAN WAGNER........... ADAM WAINWRIGHT.............. TODD WELLEMEYER.......... RANDY WILLIAMS............ C.J. WILSON.............. SCOTT PROCTOR............ ROYCE RING............ FELIX RODRIGUEZ........
JOE SAUNDERS............ ALLAN SIMPSON............ KYLE SNYDER............. KAZ TADANO............STEVE KARSAY.....
......... RANDY KEISLER......... JOHN KORONKA.......... HONG CHIH-KUO........... ANTHONY LEREW............ PEDRO LIRIANO............. BOBBY MADRITSCH............ JOHN MAINE............. MACAY McBRIDE.......... CLINT NAGEOTTE...........SCOTT DOHMANN............ R.A. DICKEY............. ERIC DUBOSE............ ALAN EMBREE............. MIKE ESPOSITO............. DANA EVELAND............. CHAD GAUDIN............ JIMMY GOBBLE............ JEREMI GONZALEZ........... JASON GRIMSLEY.............. BUDDY GROOM.............. JEREMY GUTHRIE............ SEAN HENN.......... RICH HILL........... TRAVIS HUGHES............ CARMEN CALI............. SHAWN CAMP............ JUAN CRUZ..........JORGE dePAULA............ MANNY del CARMEN............ JOEY DEVINE............ JAIME CERDA............ RANDY CHOATE............J.P. HOWELL............ PAUL WILSON............. DUSTIN NIPPERT............ ARUBEL SANCHEZ............ EDWIN JACKSON............ JOHN HALAMA............. JOSE ACEVEDO............ SCOTT ATCHISON........... HEATH BELL